Play it, Jen

Every good movie has a piano player somewhere in the background--
sometimes seen, usually unseen.
Seldom really noticed.
The feeling, the very soul of a scene, is created by that person tinkering at the keys.
It has been said, "All the world's a stage."
Well then...Play it, Jen.

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I'm a California Native transplanted to the Missouri Ozarks. I've learned how to chase cows in high heels and load hay faster than you can say "Coco Chanel." These are some of our pictures and stories of living in a land with breath-taking beauty and adventure around every bend.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

You might be a high-tech Redneck if...

*If your e-mail address ends in ""
*If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."
*If the sticker on your computer says, "My other computer is a laptop."
*If your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."
*If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
*If your wife said either she or the computer "had to go," and you still don't miss her.
*If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."
*If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.
*If you start all your e-mails with the words: "Howdy y'all!"
*You've ever brought your laptop to a Tractor Pull.
*When you're honked off at your computer warranty because it doesn't cover damage from "Bovine Saliva."
*When your computer toolkit contains a pitch fork.
*When your MS-DOS boot menu contains an entry called, "Cow Tipping Configuration."
*If you've ever been to ""
*When, in a pinch, you use your laptop battery to jump-start the Combine.
*When you have 17 different versions of DOOM, but you still can't write your name.


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