You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

*Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
*You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
*You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
*At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
*There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
*You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
*You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
*You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
*You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
*You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
*You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had to spit.
*The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
*Wookies are offended by your B.O.
*You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
*You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
*You have ever used a light-saber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
*Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
*You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.