Play it, Jen

Every good movie has a piano player somewhere in the background--
sometimes seen, usually unseen.
Seldom really noticed.
The feeling, the very soul of a scene, is created by that person tinkering at the keys.
It has been said, "All the world's a stage."
Well then...Play it, Jen.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Difference between women and men

--If Laurie , Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call
each other Laurie , Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
--If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each
other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

--When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric a nd Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
--When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

--A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
--A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

--A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a
bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
--The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

--A woman has the last word in any argument.
--Anything a man says after that... Is the beginning of a new argument.

--Women love cats.
--Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

--A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
--A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

--A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
--A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

--A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
--A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

--A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
--A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

--Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
--Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

--Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
--A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.


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